CHAV CARDS

Chavs are a growing menace around where I live in the Eastern District of Northampton. Chavs leave school with no qualifications after skiving off lessons to smoke dope in the underpasses. They expect something for nothing and expect a free council house from the council and loads of dole money for their large broods. Evidence of Chav culture is everywhere from the litter on our streets and graffiti on our neighbourhood walls. Chavs can't put a sentence together without swearing and there idea of a good night out is getting so blotted they vomit on the pavement. Chavs are also known as hood rats due to the hooded sweatshirts they wear , they like these when shoplifting as it hides their mugs from the camera's. This is another reason they dress the same as it makes them harder to catch after they rob some old pensioners money. No matter what crimes they commit one thing is for sure our local councils will give them a free home and let them live on welfare for life!

Chav women are easy to spot they have their hair pulled back from their foreheads in what is called a Croydon facelift - made famous by Kate Moss. Their hair is dyed horrible colours and held in a small ponytail at the back of their heads with an elastic band. Chav girls like to wear big lOOp earings and cheap perfume.

Chav blokes are harder to spot they often wear tracksuit bottoms with stripes on them. They like also to wear trouses pulled down to show off their underpants. They often wear baseball caps and hoodies. They like to smoke Skunk and constantly swear.